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Ayaka's Surprise English Lesson
Ayaka's Surprise English Lesson (ココナッツ娘。アヤカのとつげき英会話) was a segment on the show Bishoujo Kyouiku and later Bishoujo Kyouiku II in 2001 and 2002. It was hosted by Coconuts Musume member Kimura Ayaka who speaks fluent English and Japanese.
Each segment consisted of her accosting or luring a Morning Musume member and administering an English lesson to them. She would say a phrase and they would attempt to repeat it back, usually failing miserably. Early on in the series she would surprise them again a couple of months later with a test to see if they remembered their phrases. Later she would entice them with games, treats and rewards.
Bishoujo Kyouiku II ended in late 2002 and so the series. There are 206 episodes, each lasting a minute or two.
Episodes
The following list, created by ~Dan~, contains every episode of Bishoujo Kyouiku and Bishoujo Kyouiku II that contains an Ayaka's Surprise English Lesson segment. Dates marked with a X indicate that there was no segment that day, and ones labeled "recap" don't count as part of the total of 206 lessons, as they are repeats of earlier broadcast lessons.
Bishoujo Kyouiku
- [2001.04.02] - Yaguchi Mari - Where is the bus stop?
- [2001.04.03] - Iida Kaori - I don't have any small bills
- [2001.04.04] - Ishikawa Rika - What's the fastest way to downtown?
- [2001.04.05] - Nakazawa Yuko - Could you hurry, please?
- [2001.04.06] - Kago Ai - Which bus goes to the Hyatt Hotel?
- [2001.04.09] - Abe Natsumi - Is there anyone who can speak Japanese?
- [2001.04.10] - Yaguchi Mari - Where are we on this map?
- [2001.04.11] - Nakazawa Yuko - How long does it take?
- [2001.04.12] - Tsuji Nozomi - Are you familiar around this area?
- [2001.04.13] - Ishikawa Rika - I'm looking for a hotel with good security.
- [2001.04.16] - Kago Ai - I want to stay at a reasonably priced hotel.
- [2001.04.17] - Tsuji Nozomi - Can you please draw a map for me?
- [2001.04.18] - Abe Natsumi - How do I get there?
- [2001.04.19] - Iida Kaori - Where is the information counter?
- [2001.04.20] - Review
- [2001.04.23] - Tsuji Nozomi - What is the next stop?
- [2001.04.24] - Iida Kaori - Where shall we go for dinner?
- [2001.04.25] - Yasuda Kei - Is there a hospital nearby?
- [2001.04.26] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - This is a bit expensive.
- [2001.04.27] - Goto Maki - What's the name of this place?
- [2001.04.30] - Ishikawa Rika - I'll get off here.
- [2001.05.01] - Kago Ai - Could you give me a discount?
- [2001.05.02] - Tsuji Nozomi - May I use the phone?
- [2001.05.03] - Yaguchi Mari - Where is the nearest subway station?
- [2001.05.04] - Review
- [2001.05.07] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - I can't find my way around.
- [2001.05.08] - Yasuda Kei - Do you have cheaper ones?
- [2001.05.09] - Iida Kaori - May I have the bill, please?
- [2001.05.10] - Ishikawa Rika - I'll take this one, please.
- [2001.05.11] - Review
- [2001.05.14] - Kago Ai - Which direction is north?
- [2001.05.15] - Goto Maki - May I take this seat?
- [2001.05.16] - Yaguchi Mari - May I have a pair of chopsticks?
- [2001.05.17] - Abe Natsumi - Could you speak a little slower, please?
- [2001.05.18] - X
- [2001.05.21] - Review
- [2001.05.22] - Review
- [2001.05.23] - Review
- [2001.05.24] - Review
- [2001.05.25] - Review
- [2001.05.28] - Yaguchi Mari - I'm just looking.
- [2001.05.29] - Abe Natsumi - I'll take this one, please.
- [2001.05.30] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - Is it far from here?
- [2001.05.31] - Kago Ai - What kind of dessert do you have?
- [2001.06.01] - Iida Kaori - I think this is too expensive.
- [2001.06.04] - Yasuda Kei - It's too cold in this room.
- [2001.06.05] - Goto Maki - I'd like to take this out (with Tsuji Nozomi interrupting)
- [2001.06.06] - Iida Kaori - May I have a receipt, please?
- [2001.06.07] - Ishikawa Rika - When is the next train coming?
- [2001.06.08] - Kago Ai - I'll have one of this, please.
- [2001.06.11] - Ishikawa Rika - Am I headed in the right direction?
- [2001.06.12] - Abe Natsumi - Does this bus stop near the zoo?
- [2001.06.13] - Yasuda Kei - May I have a map for the subway route?
- [2001.06.14] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - Could you please take me to this address? (w/ Nakazawa Yuko)
- [2001.06.15] - Tsuji Nozomi - I'll eat here.
- [2001.06.18] - Abe Natsumi - Test - Is there anyone who can speak Japanese?
- [2001.06.19] - Ishikawa Rika - Test - I'll get off here.
- [2001.06.20] - Yasuda Kei - Test - Do you have cheaper ones?
- [2001.06.21] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - Test - I can't find my way around
- [2001.06.22] - X
- [2001.06.25] - Kago Ai - Test - What kind of dessert do you have?
- [2001.06.26] - Tsuji Nozomi - Test - Can you please draw a map for me?
- [2001.06.27] - Yaguchi Mari - Test - Where is the nearest subway station?
- [2001.06.28] - Iida Kaori - Test - I think this is too expensive.
- [2001.06.29] - X
- [2001.07.02] - Tsuji Nozomi - What is your name?
- [2001.07.03] - Abe Natsumi - What is your occupation?
- [2001.07.04] - Ishikawa Rika - Where is the rest room?
- [2001.07.05] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - What is your favorite food?
- [2001.07.06] - X
- [2001.07.09] - Iida Kaori - Where are you going?
- [2001.07.10] - Yaguchi Mari - How tall are you?
- [2001.07.11] - Ishikawa Rika - Where can I get a cup of coffee?
- [2001.07.12] - Tsuji Nozomi - What are you doing now?
- [2001.07.13] - X
- [2001.07.16] - X
- [2001.07.17] - Abe Natsumi - Which part of Japan are you from?
- [2001.07.18] - Goto Maki - What time is it now?
- [2001.07.19] - Yasuda Kei - What are you doing tonight?
- [2001.07.20] - Kago Ai - How old are you?
- [2001.07.23] - Tsuji Nozomi - How many members are in Morning Musume?
- [2001.07.24] - Yasuda Kei - What did you eat for lunch?
- [2001.07.25] - Iida Kaori - Where are you going this summer?
- [2001.07.26] - Yaguchi Mari - What part of Japan do you like the most?
- [2001.07.27] - X
- [2001.07.30] - Goto Maki - What kind of food do you hate?
- [2001.07.31] - Tsuji Nozomi - What is your birthday?
- [2001.08.01] - Yaguchi Mari - What kind of dessert do you like?
- [2001.08.02] - Abe Natsumi - What are your hobbies.
- [2001.08.03] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - What is your favorite Japanese word?
- [2001.08.06] - Goto Maki - What day is it today?
- [2001.08.07] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - What are your recent hobbies?
- [2001.08.08] - Iida Kaori - Who eats the most in Morning Musume?
- [2001.08.09] - Kago Ai - What is your image of summer?
- [2001.08.10] - X
- [2001.08.13] - X
- [2001.08.14] - Yasuda Kei - Is there anything you got angry about recently
- [2001.08.15] - Abe Natsumi - What do you first do when you wake up?
- [2001.08.16] - Ishikawa Rika - What are you best at cooking?
- [2001.08.17] - Goto Maki - What time did you get up this morning?
- [2001.08.20] - Tsuji Nozomi - Is there a telephone nearby?
- [2001.08.21] - Yaguchi Mari - What is your shoe size?
- [2001.08.22] - Tsuji Nozomi - Surprise dancing.
- [2001.08.23] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - I want to play volleyball.
- [2001.08.24] - Ishikawa Rika - I want to go shopping.
- [2001.08.27] - X
- [2001.08.28] - Yasuda Kei - I want to go to Korea and eat Yakiniku.
- [2001.08.29] - Iida Kaori - I want to go to the beach & wear a see-through bikini.
- [2001.08.30] - Yaguchi Mari - I want to go and get a haircut tomorrow.
- [2001.08.31] - Kago Ai - I want to go to yuenchi (Amusement park).
- [2001.09.03] - Tsuji Nozomi - Disneyland.
- [2001.09.04] - Yasuda Kei - I want to go to Italy and eat pasta.
- [2001.09.05] - Yaguchi Mari - I went to go watch a movie.
- [2001.09.06] - Goto Maki - Don't be too stuck up.
- [2001.09.07] - X
- [2001.09.10] - X
- [2001.09.11] - No show
- [2001.09.12] - Yaguchi Mari - I want to run around naked on a deserted island.
- [2001.09.13] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - [Bears & rabbits]
- [2001.09.14] - Ishikawa Rika - I want to go to Hawaii and go scuba diving.
- [2001.09.17] - Iida Kaori - Macho girls.
- [2001.09.18] - Goto Maki - I want to be born as a guy.
- [2001.09.19] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - Boxing. / If you were reborn a guy [Guts Ishimatsu]
- [2001.09.20] - Yasuda Kei - I want to nanpa a lot of girls.
- [2001.09.21] - X
- [2001.09.24] - Review
- [2001.09.25] - Review
- [2001.09.26] - Review
- [2001.09.27] - Review
- [2001.09.28] - X
Bishoujo Kyouiku II
- [2002.04.01] - Kago Ai - You're gonna get fat! / Yoshizawa Hitomi - Leave it Alone.
- [2002.04.02] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - Give me a hug.
- [2002.04.03] - Abe Natsumi - Give me a kiss.
- [2002.04.04] - Abe Natsumi - I understand.
- [2002.04.05] - Niigaki Risa - Help yourself.
- [2002.04.08] - Yasuda Kei - Go ahead.
- [2002.04.09] - Yasuda Kei - It's on me. / It's my treat.
- [2002.04.10] - Goto Maki - I miss you / I'm so lonely because you're not here with me.
- [2002.04.11] - Goto Maki - I'll be with you. / I'll be on your side.
- [2002.04.12] - Tsuji Nozomi - Really? Is that true?
- [2002.04.15] - Tsuji Nozomi - I mean it.
- [2002.04.16] - Takahashi Ai - Ouch!
- [2002.04.17] - Takahashi Ai - No way!
- [2002.04.18] - Kago Ai - Take it easy!
- [2002.04.19] - Kago Ai - I think I'm buzzing.
- [2002.04.22] - Ishikawa Rika - I'm so hungry. / I'm so hungry that I could eat a horse.
- [2002.04.23] - Yasuda Kei - What are your plans for next Sunday?
- [2002.04.24] - Iida Kaori - I was spaced out. / I was dazing.
- [2002.04.25] - Iida Kaori - Are you for real?
- [2002.04.26] - Konno Asami - It's very delicious.
- [2002.04.29] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - Couldn't be better.
- [2002.04.30] - Yaguchi Mari - Stop picking on me!
- [2002.05.01] - Ogawa Makoto - I Screwed Up.
- [2002.05.02] - Abe Natsumi - You'll make it.
- [2002.05.03] - Yasuda Kei - I'm happy you're here.
- [2002.05.06] - Goto Maki - I have stage fright.
- [2002.05.07] - Yaguchi Mari - I ate it.
- [2002.05.08] - Ishikawa Rika - Long time no see.
- [2002.05.09] - Iida Kaori - I can't wait to see you.
- [2002.05.10] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - When pigs fly.
- [2002.05.13] - Yasuda Kei - Can I have a sip?
- [2002.05.14] - Konno Asami - What do you recommend?
- [2002.05.15] - Yaguchi Mari - Hold your tongue.
- [2002.05.16] - Iida Kaori - I hope your dreams will come true.
- [2002.05.17] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - Break a leg.
- [2002.05.20] - Ogawa Makoto - I have no clue.
- [2002.05.21] - Goto Maki - How do i get to this place?
- [2002.05.22] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - You look good in jeans. / You look good in dresses.
- [2002.05.23] - Yaguchi Mari - Please have a good time.
- [2002.05.24] - Abe Natsumi - You break the ice.
- [2002.05.27] - Yasuda Kei - Icing on the cake. / When pigs fly. / When pigs fry.
- [2002.05.28] - Yaguchi Mari - Thank you for waiting.
- [2002.05.29] - Iida Kaori - Do you love me? / Do you love Kaori?
- [2002.05.30] - Yaguchi Mari - Can you give me a discount?
- [2002.05.31] - Abe Natsumi - I'll have this one please.
- [2002.06.03] - Yasuda Kei - Test (Part 1) - Piece of cake. / What are your plans for next Sunday? / Go ahead. / Are you sure? / Do you remember?
- [2002.06.04] - Yasuda Kei - Test (Part 2) - I'm so happy you're here. / Can I have a sip?
- [2002.06.05] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - Test (Part 1) - Leave it alone. / Give me a hug.
- [2002.06.06] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - Test (Part 2) - Couldn't be better. / When pigs fly.
- [2002.06.07] - Abe Natsumi - Test (Part 1)
- [2002.06.10] - Abe Natsumi - Test (Part 2) - You'll make it. / Break the ice.
- [2002.06.11] - Yaguchi Mari - Test (Part 1)
- [2002.06.12] - Yaguchi Mari - Test (Part 2)
- [2002.06.13] - Iida Kaori - Test (Part 1)
- [2002.06.14] - Iida Kaori - Test (Part 2)
- [2002.06.17] - Goto Maki - Test (Part 1)
- [2002.06.18] - Goto Maki - Test (Part 2)
- [2002.06.19] - Takahashi Ai - How is the taste?
- [2002.06.20] - Ishikawa Rika - To kill two birds with one stone.
- [2002.06.21] - Abe Natsumi - Where are you now?
- [2002.06.24] - Ishikawa Rika - I want to brush up my english skills.
- [2002.06.25] - Takahashi Ai - It was love at first sight.
- [2002.06.26] - Yaguchi Mari - To be with you makes me happy.
- [2002.06.27] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - Oh how nice.
- [2002.06.28] - Abe Natsumi - Let's break up.
- [2002.07.01] - Goto Maki and Ishikawa Rika - Recap
- [2002.07.02] - Tsuji Nozomi and Abe Natsumi - Recap
- [2002.07.03] - Yaguchi Mari - Recap
- [2002.07.04] - Takahashi Ai and Iida Kaori - Recap
- [2002.07.05] - Kago Ai and Konno Asami - Recap
- [2002.07.08] - Yaguchi Mari - When can i see you again?
- [2002.07.09] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - Take me to the beach.
- [2002.07.10] - Animal study recap
- [2002.07.11] - Animal study recap
- [2002.07.12] - Animal study recap
- [2002.07.15] - Yasuda Kei - Recap
- [2002.07.16] - Yasuda Kei and Yaguchi Mari - Recap
- [2002.07.17] - Ayaka English - Recap
- [2002.07.18] - Goto Maki and Yoshizawa Hitomi - Recap
- [2002.07.19] - Animal study recap
- [2002.07.22] - Animal study recap
- [2002.07.23] - Animal study recap
- [2002.07.24] - Animal study recap
- [2002.07.25] - Animal study recap
- [2002.07.26] - Animal study recap
- [2002.07.29] - Goto Maki - Cut it out.
- [2002.07.30] - Goto Maki - Cut it out. (Part 2)
- [2002.07.31] - Konno Asami - We're so in love.
- [2002.08.01] - Yaguchi Mari - Look isn't this cute?
- [2002.08.02] - Coconuts Musume announcement.
- [2002.08.05] - Ishikawa Rika - Can you stay by me?
- [2002.08.06] - Niigaki Risa - Are you busy right now?
- [2002.08.07] - Iida Kaori - Yummy.
- [2002.08.08] - Takahashi Ai - That sucks!
- [2002.08.09] - Animal matchbox - Information from Ayaka
- [2002.08.12] - Abe Natsumi - He's so my type.
- [2002.08.13] - Abe Natsumi - He's so my type. (Part 2)
- [2002.08.14] - Ogawa Makoto - Are you open tomorrow?
- [2002.08.15] - Ishikawa Rika - It's really muggy
- [2002.08.16] - Ishikawa Rika - It's really muggy (Part 2)
- [2002.08.19] - Takahashi Ai - I'm down (blue).
- [2002.08.20] - Yaguchi Mari - Stop fooling around.
- [2002.08.21] - Iida Kaori - It's a sign of love.
- [2002.08.22] - Ishikawa Rika - Cheer up.
- [2002.08.23] - Konno Asami - I have a sweet tooth.
- [2002.08.26] - Animal blank words
- [2002.08.27] - Ogawa Makoto - It's all done.
- [2002.08.28] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - i'll email you.
- [2002.08.29] - Iida Kaori - So-So.
- [2002.08.30] - Goto Maki - Come join us.
- [2002.09.02] - Ishikawa Rika - What's your blood type?
- [2002.09.03] - Konno Asami - I'm leaving. / I'm home.
- [2002.09.04] - Iida Kaori - Get to work.
- [2002.09.05] - Ogawa Makoto - I'm in trouble.
- [2002.09.06] - Animal plank crossing
- [2002.09.09] - Tsuji Nozomi - No, not really.
- [2002.09.10] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - You're so funny. / I'm so funny.
- [2002.09.11] - Tsuji Nozomi - Surprise Dancing II
- [2002.09.12] - Konno Asami - Are you serious?
- [2002.09.13] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - It's okay right?
- [2002.09.16] - Yasuda Kei - Can I ask you for a favor?
- [2002.09.17] - Konno Asami - Let me think about it.
- [2002.09.18] - Yoshizawa Hitomi - It's scary.
- [2002.09.19] - Tsuji Nozomi - Trust me.
- [2002.09.20] - Yaguchi Mari - Never mind.
- [2002.09.23] - Animal study recap
- [2002.09.24] - Animal study recap
- [2002.09.25] - Animal study recap
- [2002.09.26] - Animal study recap
- [2002.09.27] - Animal study recap